My teenage offspring were discussing boys and what the fictional boys may or may not be attracted to.
I was feeling in need of a confidence boost and thought this might be a good opportunity to elicit one from my adorable girls.
So I fished.
Laughter was forthcoming.
Mum – not at YOUR AGE. You’re pretty, but nobody is gonna want to have sex with you or anything!
Oh well, I guess celibacy looks set to continue indefinitely…..